“Shut Up, Barack”

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What a working desk says about a person’s mind

William F. Buckley

Nat Hentoff

Albert Einstein

Barack Obama

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Whozzat?

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Pray for Obama

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8″.

My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing.

Then he read it to me. I couldn’t believe what it said.

I had a good laugh, too.

Psalm 109:8 “Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.”

At last – I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president!

Look it up – it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.

Now Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN ????

Don’t mess with granny

This video absolutely confirms what I have believed for a long time….and that is that after a certain age you are MAGNIFICENTLY OBLIVIOUS to the rest of the world around you ….. I LOVE IT … and I had to share

(Bet you watch more than once)

Divorce Agreement

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country

Green eggs and Sam

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this speaker Nan , I do not like this ‘YES, WE CAN’. I do not like this spending spree— I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free. I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies. I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!

Go green – recycle Congress in 2010!

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

Hilarious idea!  Read about it here, including video.

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The Idiossey: The Not-Really-That-Epic Poem of Obamacles

Mindful of the fair oracle, Libertia, who foretells embarrassing accidents issuing from the evil doings of Incontinenta of Mirthia allied to the dreaded Berwickum, Guardian of Adult Diapera and Other Medical Necessaria, warning is given to bridle the thirst a couple of hours before perusing the fabled Idiossey from the hand of IowaHawk, telling of the rise of Obamacles of Oahu and Chicago, Master of Niblick and Baffing Spoon, and have to hand a roll of Bounty quicker picker-uppers just in case. The Idiossey

I’m beginning to believe this Obama fellow is unequal to the task [oil spill]

Warning: This is by IowaHawk, producer of possibly the best satire since Swift penned A Modest Proposal. (Can be found via search engine.) Remove all liquids within reach before clicking here.

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