A dangerous new drug is making it’s way across the country. First developed in a small lab in Chicago, it could very well be the most dangerous drug of all. It’s called Obamajuana and just inhaling one lungful can lead to irreperable damage.
It can cause hallucinations, such as making you believe Obama has actually created 3.8 million new jobs, while over 20 million Americans are either unemployed or underemployed.
Or lead you to believe that Obama helping the Muslim Brotherhood take control of Egypt from our staunch ally, Mubarak, and an Al Qaeda takeover of Libya is democracy in action.
You get the munchies and cannot seem to get your fill of food stamps and other government programs. It robs you of your self respect, your children’s future and your liberty.
While in it’s grasp you believe the constitution ceases to exist and totaltarian government is necessary for economic growth.
It will tear families apart and cause the oceans to rise (Phil Jones and Michael Mann both agree that Obamajuana promotes global warming. They did think it caused the earthquakes in Va and Washington DC, but it was later discovered that it was the Founding fathers rolling over in their graves)
The only way to staunch the epidemic is to elect a Republican (except Ron Paul who would want to legalize it)
Our country as we have previously known it is at stake. We must act now. My suggestion is that the Tea Party pressure congress to pass legislation I call Organization By Associates Making A Good One National Effort, aka OBAMAGONE.
Call your representative today!!!!
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